| As Dave Gilmour
of Pink Floyd would have it:
"can't
keep my eyes from the circling skies"....
(actually not one of their better efforts, but appropriate)
In 1968 I was a little boy in shorts and long
socks with one of those stupid 'long on top but shaved up the back'
haircuts we all had in the 60s (well, except for Mick Jagger, obviously).
I was at Farnborough, holding my hands over my ears. Large silver
things screamed across the field fast and low; noisily, or completely
silently followed by a huge bang. Overland supersonic flying was
still legal in those pre-Nanny state days, despite never-confirmed
stories of broken windows and miscarrying cows.
The shock and awe of a SAAB
Viggen going supersonic 250ft over the runway or an F-15
Eagle taking off on full reheat, pointing the nose vertical,
and accelerating in to the blue..... not easily forgotten.
So, from a young age I was going to be a pilot.
It was simply accepted and just a matter of time and A-levels.
The RAF taught me to glide
in wooden gliders well enough for me to do several solo flights,
taught me to shoot and parachute; and taught me the basics of powered
flying in Chipmunks.
We would waddle out to the aircraft with parachutes hanging off
our bottoms, then the RAF pilots would start the engines with shotgun
cartridges, we'd zoom off in to the blue and they would delight
in doing aerobatics and trying to make us throw up. I remember hanging
out of the straps upside down at 5,000ft as bits of debris floated
upwards to the canopy thinking this had to be the coolest thing
you could possibly do; I amassed so many hours in the Chipmunks
they started to teach me approaches and landings. One 30 minute
session per term month was a very slow way to learn to fly, and
I was promised more and better flying if I signed up for University
and then a commission. I was hooked.... I didn't want to be a fighter
pilot; either a helicopter or Hercules transport pilot would have
suited me.
But Fate intervened in the form of childhood German
measles that had affected my eyesight, requiring an operation and
leaving me with a measurable but unnoticeable squint, one of the
few red flag medical conditions unable to be corrected by glasses,
thus permanently preventing enrollment in the RAF as a pilot.
"You could be a navigator" they said, but even in those
days I knew moving-map GPS displays would one day supplant the human
in the back seat. Who has navigators now?
This being March 1980 (fuel crisis, power cuts,
IMF loans, Winter of Discontent, strikes, Maggie fighting the Unions,
queues at the petrol pumps, constant drizzle, CND on the march,
you get the picture...) no commercial pilot training slots were
available. Anywhere.
At 17 I was washed up, unable to fulfil my most fondly held ambition.
Like most people, I got over it and got on with
my life in different directions but deep down, that flying bug and
the Biggles effect have never really gone away. Every time I hear
a light aircraft droning over I've always looked up enviously. Even
flying in the back of commercial aircraft as "Self Loading
cargo" has always been a particular pleasure.
For 25 years the latent Biggles was held back by a lack of money
caused by unappreciative employers, high mortgage rates, high taxes,
wife, children and school fees. But in 2001 a business trip to California
left me with a spare day and at the entrance to Sonoma County Airport
near Santa Rosa, and of course there was a flying school right next
door.....
Inside 40 minutes the magnetic attraction of the aircraft inside
had sucked me in and spat me out airside with a friendly instructor
ready for a pre-flight, a refuel, a wobbly taxi around the apron,
a less wobbly taxi to the holding point, a wonky take-off and a
slow, rough climb to altitude in an old Cessna 152. Some nice 30°
and 45° banks, working the throttle to achieve a 360° turn
at the same altitude, some constant speed climbs and descents, some
tinkering with the trim tabs, some compass work (and how it caome
back quickly, it had been a long time since I'd flown a plane) and
a return to the field. Rau, my instructor, did the radio thing then
left it to me and went to sleep in the right-hand seat until I cocked
up the cross-wind leg on the approach and nearly took out an approaching
water-bomber ("No, that's the runway you want,
leave him alone"). Oops.
An hour later my brand new FAA Jeppesen logbook (later looked on
with amusement by the CAA) was signed, updated and a copy of William
K Kershner's Student Pilot's Flight Manual was in my hands. I was
hooked.......
However, it would be another 5 years before the finances were anything
like up to the strain of a PPL, and I was damned if I was going
to start learning, then stop again because of a lack of money.
During a holiday in South Africa in the Spring of 2006 I visited
Johannesburg Lanseria Airport and had a second trial lesson with
an enthusiastic young Afrikaaner over the High Veldt. It was enough
to convince me the time was right to push the button, and in June
2006, I walked into the PFT office at Kidlington and quoted the
magic incantation:
"Will you teach me to fly?"
Lesson 1 The lure
of the windswept airfield
To a rusty ex-glider pilot powered flying seems a logical progression:
the control movements and a large proportion of the preflight routine
are the same: the "Take up slack" and "All Out"
messages you yell through the glider window are replaced by a "Clear
Prop!" call, there are a few more instruments and you don't
have to tap the altimeter on the way down lest it stick!
And you have radios, which are a new experience, as well as the
headsets, and the headsets are necessary - it's noisy in there.
First impression is that the engine sounds very rough: the technology
of light aircraft flying is very conservative and has barely advanced
beyond the 1930s. So carburettors, mechanical fuel pumps, large
unstressed aircooled engines, mainly flat 4s to keep the front of
the nose low so you can see to land.
Magnetos, didn't they go out with the Ark? But at this level they
make sense: the simpler things are the more reliable they are and
reliability is what keeps accident statistics down. If your car
engine fails, you call the AA. If you aircraft engine fails, you
may well crash, and the landing will be at best merely hair-raising...
So off down the taxiway and there's no steering
wheel, you have toe-brakes on each wheel, which take a bit of getting
used to. Lots of radio chat, some power checks then it's back to
glider time: smooth acceleration then it's stick back and up you
go. No cable release; it's just power out of the circuit and off
into the wide blue yonder. Easy!
Airfields, like ports, are by definition wide open
empty spaces and thus every bit of wind is evident: even though
it seems a nice day there's a hell of a crosswind and a lot of thermals
once in the air. Once airborne, it's just as bumpy and thermally
as I remember glider flying to be. Basic rules are the same, but
the engine takes a bit of getting used to. It's a bit wayward and
keeps trying to take the airframe places you don't want it to go:
like a puppy, it needs constant realigning to make it go where you
want it to go.
This is merely a check ride, so we play about and
within a few seconds (or that's how it seems) we're back in the
circuit for a fairly exciting crosswind landing on tarmac (luxury,
when I were young we 'ad grass and were thankful for it....)
and a postflight dissection. I am pronounced "teachable".
So off we go.....
Lesson 2 Not as
easy as it seems
Wildly over-confident following last week's lesson and finding I
know a lot of the theory in the first 8 chapters of both UK and
US PPL Bibles, my instructor brings me back to earth by telling
me all my answers to the secondary effects of controls are wrong.
I slink sullenly out to the aircraft thinking "well at least
I know how to drive it...".
Miss one of the wheel brakes and nearly taxi the
aircraft into Michael Schumacher's private jet, then keep winding
the trim wheel the wrong way whilst practising Recovery
to Straight and Level Flight (Mr Cholmondeley-Warner....)
and wondering why we're in a power-dive 1,000ft over Banbury. My
instructor is long-suffering, let's hope the good folks of Banbury
are too ("Oh my God, he's booked to fly again, quick... women
and children first, head for the hills........")
It's harder than it looks, this powered stuff.
There's a lot to think about, by the time you've got the wings level,
the pitch correct, the power set to the correct revolutions, the
fuel on the right tank, the turn and slip co-ordinated, the compasses
matching and pointing in the right direction, and you're not about
to fly in to anyone... And we haven't even looked at landing yet.
After a sweaty hour my poor instructor pops us
back on the tarmac and we head for a well-deserved glass of cold
water.
But it's not over... I have a new Air Law book
to wade through as well.
I'll be less over-confident next week.
Lesson 3 Taking
Control
After a two week hiatus and with a new pair of sunglasses to replace
my Pete Townsends, I'm ready again.
The transfer from passenger to commander continues apace: now I
can preflight the aircraft, start and taxy it and do the preflight
checks.
But my take-off attempt veers towards the parked helicopters and
we perform an undignified banana-shaped trajectory. The control
tower rocks with laughter.
All I have learned begins to come together: I
can climb, descend and hold a heading, but my internal compass must
be skew-wiff because if I take my eye off the instruments we slowly
swing to port and I have to keep correcting. My instructor blames
the engine torque but I blame my brain....
It's a hot day and thermals off fields and roads
make the ride bumpy, but that's normal. We do co-ordinated turns
and when I do my normal "turn it on a sixpence to catch the
thermal" bank my instructor thinks I am pushing it a bit. Apparently
steep turns are later in the syllabus (but that wasn't steep.....)
I feel less of a passenger: the reflexes are coming back.
Medical aside
Oh, ha bloody ha....
It's off to the Doc for a Class II CAA medical. I get a trace of
my own ticker (well, at least I know it's still going, if a liitle
erratically on occasions), a sore finger where he took blood, and
an accurate measurement of the infamous squint (which has managed
to get better over the last 25 years). Apparently this is no longer
a red flag medical condition to the RAF: if I was 18 and applied,
it would no longer preclude me from flying.
B A S T A R D S
I now hate the RAF and will be duly applying for all my PPL costs
to be reimbursed by the War Department.
The Doc squints at my weird blood pressure readings but pronounces
me Fit to Fly for the next 2 years.
Rock and Roll.......
And now I'm flying in my sleep... Power,
Attitude, Trim, except at the top of a climb when it's Attitude,
Power, Trim. And carb heat in descents. And roll out 10°
before you achieve your desired heading. And bootfuls of rudder
on take-off. And.... And.....
Lesson 4 A backward
step?
Another two week weather-induced hiatus and my newly medically-assured
status has me more confident in pre-flighting the aircraft. After
starting the hot, reluctant engine (well this Cherokee is 30 years
old) , I do the taxying neatly, the radio badly, all the take-off
(bootfuls of rudder, bootfuls of
rudder!) and climb to a useful height through the bumpy thermals,
avoiding yesterday's Harrier crash site.
Serious Progress.
But today's instructor seems convinced we need
to do the same lesson as last time: climbing and descending. I'm
a bit bored with climbing and descending; I want to do exciting
stuff like steep turns, stalls and spinning. It feels like a backward
step, until we try descending with flaps, which feels like you're
standing the aircraft on it's nose, and he tells me this is how
we land. Ah hah, there was
a point to this exercise after all...
Now he wants Turns. Well I can do bloody Turns,
I do have a glider licence. So we go round and round (and round)
for half an hour. There's a small village just outside Banbury that
is now convinced we're spying on them. This is boring. Just for
fun I flip it over to 70° and he finally gets the message.
He asks me to head for the circuit and I feel cheated
(Stalls! Spinning! Fun!).
And this time I do all the downwind leg, all the crosswind leg and
all the final, plus an overshoot as the aircraft in front of us
runs on to the grass and they have to check for mud, then a second
circuit all the way down to a crosswindy 30ft or so where the instructor
wakes up and decides he ought to earn his keep by preventing me
from visiting the grass as well. Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!
Not a backward step after all. If it hadn't-a-been
for the crosswind I'd have landed it as well. Cool bananas.
Lesson 5 It's a
drug
Another 3-week holiday-induced delay and we're back in the
cockpit. This particular Cherokee has a roof-mounted trim wheel
like those handles you used to open your sunroof with, in the days
before air-conditioning in cars.
Today we're doing slow flying, if we can get enough
height under the humid clouds. 3,200ft we need so off we go in to
the late afternoon haze, and this time, apart from veering off the
centreline of the runway on take-off (again), I do the take-off
and climb out OK. We brush the underside of the clouds as we search
for a gap to climb into, and the world looks fantastic from up here
with shafts of sunlight picking out individual fields.
We find a hole and climb in to it. 3,200ft, HASELL
check (Crowds, Clouds, Cities, Controlled Airspace). A quick 360°
check then power right back, carb heat on, stick all the way back.
The controls are mushy and the stall warning light's flickering.
Eventually, after a great deal of prodding, the poor old Cherokee
reluctantly stalls. OK, the nose drops and we lose 400 ft, less
with immediate power application. One to look out for, especially
when turning at low level. Some circuit work (I'm getting better
at setting these up) and I fly the approach and...er.... the flare,
almost. Not quite enough flare, a little instructor assistance and
we're down.
Only after we land do I realise I'm sweating like
crazy but apart from the last few feet of the landing I did it all
myself. Apparently I only need one more lesson of stalls then I'm
on to circuit-bashing which is where I get to embarrass myself in
front of the control tower continually by messing up approaches
and landings...
Progress indeed.
I've
seen the future....
The day after the previous lesson is the Flying School Open Day.
I only have an hour for domestic reasons but manage to snag a guy
who has just bought $300,000 worth of brand-new Cirrus SR-20, and
offers me a flight. How can I possibly refuse? The wife will kill
me....
Imagine a 1965 Morris Minor Traveller: vinyl seats, chrome controls,
carburettored underpowered A-Series engine, cross-ply tyres, drum
brakes, half-timbered rear bodywork (thanks, Dame Edna Everage.....)
and those hokey sticky-out Lucas electric indicator stalks that
used to break down every few weeks (I'm allowed to make the Lucas
jokes; I used to work for them...).
That's a Piper Cherokee.
Now compare it with a brand new BMW 3 series.
That's the Cirrus.
And he lets me fly it.
All-composite airframe, stall-resistant wings, two doors, fuel-injected
engine with oodles of power, dual GPS systems, spin parachute, comfy
seats with proper 5-point harnesses and a glass cockpit so we have
weather radar, collision avoidance radar, virtual VOR/DME navigation
systems, electronic airfield maps on demand, a radar transponder
and an autopilot. And it even makes the tea (well, not quite, but
it's close)
Now this is an aircraft that you can use to actually go places rather
than potter about. It takes about the advertised 3 seconds to get
the hang of the side stick and I cruise all around Oxford at 160
Knots (that's 184mph) as smooth as silk then back to Kidlington
in what feels like 30 seconds. He performs the smoothest landing
I have ever felt in any aircraft and we taxy back in, both with
huge smug smiles.
I want one.......
Actually, very good experience in that I've now flown:
- from the right hand seat
- a modern aircraft
- with a side stick
- with someone who has had their PPL only 3 years and is not an
instructor
I'm late in and suffer serious domestic grief......
but it was Worth It!
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| Lesson
6 flying round the clouds
Today we start the serious stuff. I've taken 8 weeks off work and
am having two lessons a day every day in a desperate attempt to
get my PPL before the next Ice Age.
We start with me finally
sussing out how to get the bloody pilot's seat down, so I'm not
banging my head on the roof every time we hit a patch of turbulence.
Today I'm doing all the checks, all the taxying, the radio and even
the take-off (bit wiggly still, but improving) and climb-out, then
onwards and upwards to try to find a 3,500ft-high hole in the clouds.
This involves some really cool flying around little fluffy bits
of cloud, my instructor panicking every time we hit a thermal (it's
only a bit of sink). He's far more nervous than I am.
We try stalls with wing drops. The Cherokee doesn't really wing-drop
at the stall, so he's trying to induce one by kicking the rudder
and I'm kicking it the other way to stop the wing from dropping,
so we nearly come to blows.
The poor Cherokee really doesn't like stalling and it's response
is very much "oh, well, if you must....", the nose dropping
very half-heartedly. The standard response is "control column
forward, full power" which I do to his satisfaction at last.
We re-enter the Circuit staring down a huge black
cloud that threatens to put an end to our day's flying, and do a
passable landing, then I taxy it back and shut down.
My ears really hurt: if I'm going to flying twice
a day I'm going to need a good headset that doesn't squash my ears.
Off to the flight shop for some serious lunchtime credit card bashing.
Lesson 7 It's not
fun any more
This afternoon, with a brand-new headset of my own definitely not
squashing my ears or passing infections to me, we're doing circuits.
Up until now, we've done one lesson for each flight, but learning
the circuit is where it all comes together and gets really very
scary, so you do circuits until you a)pass the Air Law exam and
b)learn to land.
Many a trainee pilot has spent months doing circuits, I wonder how
long it will take me to escape?
Up until now I've been flying the approaches with
lots of assistance from my instructor and he's been doing the last
50ft.
Now he's letting me set up the approaches (which I'm doing all wrong)
and do the landings (which I'm doing all wrong) then he's wresting
control from me at 10ft just before I wreck the aircraft.
With the added complication of doing the radio the workload is high.
By the time we have climbed to circuit height it is time to go down
again. On the approach we are always too high / too low / too fast
/ too slow / off to one side. And my climb-outs are "inaccurate".
But finally I get one approximately on the runway and bounce it
back in to the air.
What the hell was that?
The next time round we actually get it on to the ground and it sticks
there but I know he was helping. And so it goes on.... And my Instructor
says I'm one of the better students. What are the others like?
The fun factor is definitely lacking this afternoon, plus we are
getting rained on by the aforementioned big black cloud, and by
the time we finish uncountable circuits I am drenched with sweat,
but at least my ears don't hurt.
New acronym to learn today: BUMMFTCH
(no, seriously....)
Lesson 8 Taxying
practise
Keen to try out my new kneepad clipboard we slip in to the cockpit
on a very cloudy morning for some circuits. Attempt #1 aborts just
before engine start as the rain begins to hammer on the airframe
and we beat a hasty retreat to the clubhouse.
Three hours later the weather relents sufficiently for Attempt #2
to get as far as the Holding point where my Instructor, despite
being offered an immediate take-off slot, makes us Hold just long
enough for the weather to close in again.
I would have flown and gained some bumpy circuit experience but
for the moment at least, he is In Command, so we taxy back in and
shut down. Frustration is the order of the day, so an immediate
return for an afternoon with the Air Law book is in order.
Lesson 9 These
aircraft have nosewheel steering
Another wet and showery day like yesterday, but a different Instructor,
who is a bit more Go-oriented, to put it politely. As the rain clears
through we start up and go out.
He's a little mystified by my inability to turn the aircraft sharply
on the ground and I calmly explain to him that on my 1st lesson
my instructor explained that this was because these aircraft have
no nosewheel steering, just differential brakes.
No, he says, these aircraft do
have nosewheel steering.......
Which goes to show you can't believe all your Instructor tells you.
My taxying promptly improves beyond all measure.
More Circuits today. I do actually get the aircraft over the numbers
at the end of the runway every time, which is an improvement. And
we finally work out why I'm all over the runway once down and accelerating
back in to the air. The moment the Instructor stops "helping"
with the rudder pedals it all magically straightens out..... Hmmmmm.
But I'm too low or too high, too fast or too slow, and I'm bouncing
on the flare. My Instructor is very patient.
We dodge the thunderstorms all morning before a particularly close
bolt of lightning prompts "I think we'll do a full-stop after
this approach" and in we go.
Lesson 10 Improvement
After lunch I hang around (and hit the Air Law books) until yet
more rain clears through (when will they rescind the hosepipe ban?)
then we grab our checklists and go out again. I like this instructor!
The first approach is a complete balls-up so we abort, but on subsequent
circuits things start looking better. I'm trimming the aircraft
properly at each point in the circuit so everything is less panicked
and I feel I'm fighting the controls less.
I'm actually achieving the correct airspeed and position relative
to the runway at all points except the turn to Final, but I can't
seem to nail the speed on the climb-out or the approach. It feels
less like the aircraft is about to fall off a cliff when I put the
flaps down but I'm letting the speed and attitude drift during the
turn to Final then having to correct like crazy in the last few
hundred feet. But better, and the Instructor is making fewer suggestions
as we go round, so maybe things are improving.
Again, a huge rain-cloud drifts in to the circuit and we scrape
it's underside as we finish the last circuit.
Back to the Air Law books tonight. Nearly ready for the exam.
Lesson 12 Crosswind
The weather really isn't co-operating at all: we've had rain and
wind all weekend and now Monday dawns and it still hasn't cleared
properly.
9.30am prompt and It's time to take the CAA Air
Law exam, having boned up over the weekend. Like all exams, none
of the stuff I absorbed comes up, all the stuff I didn't absorb
does, being multiple choice often none of the answers are correct,
and they ask a question that simply isn't in the book or the syllabus.
My Instructor and I agree afterwards that two of the answers are
ridiculously ambivalent, but 88% garners a "Pass", so
that's another hurdle crossed.
We take off late through a 15 knot crosswind (aircraft
limit is 18 knots) and around 4-500ft it's pretty bumpy. There's
conflicting sink and thermals but my bump-averse Instructor redeems
himself by not scratching the mission.
I manage to tidy up my approaches (the secret is to trim the controls
lots, so you're not fighting them all the time) to the point where,
despite the crosswind and the bumps, we fly just over the numbers
at the start of the runway every time with no drama.
I'm learning not to lift the nose from the ludicrously low position
2 stages of flap places it in for the approach (feels like we're
falling off a cliff) and not to panic about running out of runway
(there's enough there to land a small airliner on).
With the crosswind the flare is a little "exciting" for
a novice but I think a lot of it is conflicting control movements
from me and my Instructor.
We don't break the aircraft, but I have a great deal more respect
for the landing oleos now. Still, crosswind approaches are a necessary
skill, even if it is not necessary just yet.....
Second mission of the day is scrubbed as the wind
is just too high for me to learn much. Maybe I do need to trust
my Instructor.
Lesson 13 In the
groove
Another day, better weather conditions. Winds very near to zero
with a few thermals as it's a bit muggy today.
We're back in the aircraft with the roof-mounted trim lever, so
I'm not hitting my Instructor in the elbow every time I want to
alter the trim. I still keep expecting the sunroof to open, however!
This aircraft is more powerful (or maybe I'm flying better) so we
reach circuit height a lot faster, leaving more BUMMFTCH time.
With less crosswind, landings are much less exciting and easier
to nail accurately. Apart from getting mixed up with the radio calls
a bit, and getting undertaken by a fast-moving Seneca (now I know
how the average driver feels when I whisk up behind and blast past...)
my Instructor is keeping a lot quieter. He's also looking marginally
less scared but still panics when we hit a bump.
We're still fighting each other on the controls at touchdown but
I'm less scared of running out of runway now as I deliberately left
one landing really late, and we easily took off before we'd used
half the available remaining runway, so my flares are more relaxed.
It's looking better.
Lesson 14 How to
really land
After lunch we have another go. Speed control is better, circuit
positioning is better, recovery from "a bit high" (less
power) is better, recovery from "a bit low" (more power)
is better.
After some experiments we extend the downwind leg a bit to give
a bit more time on Final and that helps. We've had zero aborted
approaches for two days so maybe we're improving.
My Instructor has abandoned the controls at touchdown, and once
we nearly do a proper gentle flare and touch but the wind catches
us and we thump a bit, but at last I feel I'm getting the hang of
this bit.
Judging it right is really hard, everybody gets it a bit wrong sometimes.
Everything else looks good, however, so it's on to Emergency Procedures
tomorrow, weather permitting.
Lesson 15 Emergency
Engine Outs
With the rain threatening this morning we try some circuits. Different
instructor today: I like changing Instructors because each of them
has a slightly different take on the manoeuvres. No one is really
wrong but I feel some do a thing a better way than others.
I've been drawing little circuit diagrams with radio calls and responses
on to ensure I say the right thing at each point, although I still
mess it up a lot.
The cloudbase hovers between 1000ft (too low) and 2000ft (OK) and
we zip through some reasonable circuits, but the landings are always
just that bit rough. I'm not happy.
I can now recover consistently from approaches that are too low,
too high, too far right and too far left, so we try some simulated
Engine out scenarios, which are scary as these aircraft don't glide
very far without the engine.
Eventually a large shower defeats us by sweeping across the airfield
and we run for the clubhouse and lunch. There is much discussion
over lunch of crash-landing techniques and why we don't learn to
sideslip. Mental note: learn to sideslip at earliest possible opportunity,
not in Cessna.
My Instructor say my landings are "good enough" but I'm
still frustrated by my inability to land smoothly. It's the last
10 feet I just can't seem to get. It's getting a bit depressing.
Lesson 16 Wiper
blades please?
This very short lesson starts with my Instructor outlining "engine
out in the circuit" procedures (truncated circuits). I remember
these from gliding days, only they were called "cable break
procedures" and they were a bit scary then.
We start out to do a normal circuit first, though, for comparison
purposes: "keep it on the centreline, at 65 Knots pull her
clear, nail the speed to 77.5 Knots and she'll climb, turn...........here,
just before the railway line, now we're at 1000ft so Attitude, Power,
Trim, turn again to keep the airfield in sight, BUMMPFFITCHH, downwind
radio call....".
Halfway round the rain comes across like a grey curtain and the
world disappears. We'll land and go in.
My Instructor goes eerily silent as I turn on to what I can see
of Base leg, drop the power off, put the Cartb Heat on and get the
flaps down, nail the speed at 75 Knots and Trim for it, then turn
late on to Final as I've let Base leg drift on. He's either very
scared or very happy because he hasn't said anything.
I can still see very little through the rain. I can recover the
Final from here, but I'm a smidge too low, so I add a bit of power
and it looks better. And he's still silent.
Keep the numbers in the same place on the streaky windscreen, continue
down.....down......down.... now back on the centreline, the threshold
numbers pass just below and we have two red and two whites on the
VASI so we must be close. Double-decker bus height so chop the power,
flare gently.....back......back...... and the mains kiss the runway.
Stick gently forward, compensate with the rudder and we're down
and rolling. And no comments.
At Last, a landing I'm
happy with. And in the pouring rain, too. Now I've just got to do
that every time.
A relaxed roll-out, turn off on to the grass to vacate the runway
and taxy home. So easy....
My Instructor is in a hurry to get home, so my brain turns to complete
mush. Miss half the post-flight checks, miss the radio call, start
doing the wrong checks, aaarrrgggghhhh...... Make mental note not
to be rushed; next time will stop the Instructor and do things at
my pace instead. And Properly.
Tomorrow is another day.
Lesson 17 Naked
landings
It rains as I drive to the airfield but the forecast is for better
conditions later, and indeed they arrive as I do. This morning the
wind is a bit across the runway so this will make for tricky landings.
We are to do flapless ("naked") landings this morning.
These are apparently meant to be "exciting" because flaps
allow the aircraft to glide at a steeper angle and more slowly,
so without the flaps you're flying faster at the touchdown point,
but if the flaps fail in flight you need to know how to land the
aircraft, so off we go.
A couple of conventional circuits with flaps first, which go OK-ish
(really crappy landing on the first one), so we try one with no
flaps. As we cross the wood about half a mile in front of the runway
we can really
feel the sink from the wet trees but adding a little power has become
second nature by now and we make a low-stress landing, albeit a
bit bumpy. My Instructor is a little peeved by this, so we go off
to do another one, with similar results.
More circuit bashing for the rest of the lesson, and today I'm getting
all the radio calls correct, for once.
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Lesson
18 Dead stick
That box ticked, we try glide ("dead stick") approaches
and these are a bit hairier. We're in a different aircraft this
afternoon and the trim is in a different place: I keep reaching
for the sunroof control instead of between the seats. And I don't
care what anyone says: this aircraft does not have as much power
as the others, and the radio is terrible.
We kill the power and glide down but starting from half way around
the circuit, way off the runway centreline. My Instructor does
the first one and misjudges it, so we nearly get a couple of hatchbacks
on the A44 and need a blast of power to literally lift us over
the last hedge to the runway. The next one I try and actually,
once you have the aircraft trimmed to do 75 Knots the descent
is OK but the first time you do it, turning on to the runway heading
at the very last minute, it's pretty scary.
Landings today are rough due to the crosswind (but that's no excuse!)
but I get it down OK each time. Nearly picked up a runway light
one time, though.
Got the radio calls right every time except for transferring to
the Ground frequency after the last touchdown. I'm less panicked
but now have a stinking headache. Time to go home.
Lesson 19 False
Dawn
The morning dawns bright and clear. The cloudbase is high, the
wind low and in line with the Active runway. Thermals are small
and tidy. The sinking forest on the approach has disappeared.
Small animals bask in the sunshine. It's a Good Day for Flying.
My circuits are model examples of the art: good radio technique,
correct handling on the taxiways and runway, good climbout, clean
and co-ordinated turns, good positioning, correct height, correct
downwind calls, correct downwind checks, correct Base leg turns,
correct glideslope (bit far off to the left once or twice but
easily recoverable and no worse than I've seen Instructors do).
The "speed too low on approach" issue is nailed, the
"let's attack the runway lights" issue is nailed, the
landings are crisp, on main wheels only followed by the nosewheel
a few seconds later. Emergency procedures are followed flawlessly.
My Instructor is silent, it looks like some watershed has been
reached.......
He suggests I land and we taxy flawlessly back to the parking
area. This is the moment I've been training for....
"Well, they're coming along" he says,
and gets out.
What? But I'm Ready To Solo...
He says my speed control on the approach isn't quite right, but
it's been nailed at the appropriate level all morning. He's criticised
me on this before and I've been especially concentrating on it.
I really should have gone home at that point.....
Lesson 20 How not to fly circuits
After lunch it shows that I'm not happy.
Despite my best efforts to be even better than this morning in
a vain attempt to rescue the situation, my radio messages dry
up, my approaches are all over the place.
My take-offs suddenly improve (handy tip: a good bootful of right
rudder pushed in and held in as you take-off keeps you on the
centreline) but everything else is sloppy no matter how hard I
try..... I might as well have gone home.
I wouldn't
have let me Solo...
Eventually we give up the unequal struggle and go in. I am absolutely
drenched with the effort. You could wring out my shirt. The Instructor
is unimpressed and frankly, so am I.
I have the Bank Holiday weekend to reflect but feel I have blown
the best chance in ages to move on and escape the dreaded Circuits.
Lesson 21 The
Crosswind King
The Bank Holiday weekend is over and I've had a chance to reflect
on Friday. I've just got to be better!
Today we have gusting crosswinds of 10 Knots and above, so my
Instructor says we will not be soloing today. Instead I can try
again to master the demon crosswind. The last time was a disaster:
we were being blown all over the place and I made not one successful
landing. It's become a bit of a bogie in my mind.
We're in a different aircraft again today, so I will
make sure I don't get the callsign confused. If in doubt, write
it down.
So my memory doesn't fail me at awkward moments I write out on
my kneeeboard cheatsheet the full callsign of the aircraft exactly
as you would say it (in this case "Golf Alpha Tango").
It looks stupid but I'm beyond caring, if it works. It's one less
thing to have to worry about.
Apart from forgetting to set the altimeter and getting confused
over the taxy instructions (that'll teach me to learn at a proper
commercial airfield where they have four runways) we get going
OK and I concentrate on keeping my Instructor quiet i.e. doing
everything flawlessly.
On Friday as part of my disaster during my downwind BUMMFITCH
checks I nearly pulled the Mixture lever rather than the Carb
heat lever (this would have stopped the engine) and I am at pains
today to ensure this does not happen (ever more, ever again, slapped
wrist....)
My approaches are better prepared today, despite the crosswind
(I've been flying these in my sleep). I've finally conquered that
feeling on the final turn that we are about to corkscrew in to
the ground so reflexively pulling back on the stick.
Now as we turn to Final we are still on the correct speed so calling
Final on the radio seems easy and relaxed:
"Golf Alpha Tango, Final"
"Golf Alpha Tango, Clear Touch and Go, Runway 19, Surface
winds 10 Knots, 240° "
"Clear Touch and Go, Golf Alpha Tango"
When we get closer to the ground we just push more and more rudder
in and fly more and more asymetrically.
It looks ridiculous from the cockpit, like a Jeremy Clarkson oversteer
documentary; I can almost smell the tortured rubber.
At the very last moment, in the flare, we cancel the rudder and
push just a touch of aileron in to lean towards the wind. Before
the wind has a chance to push us on to the runway lights, we're
down. Ha, that fooled it.
And yes, I can repeat it. Apart from being caught by a gust on
one flare that we both agreed needed an Abort and Go Around, I
managed to get it on the ground in the middle of the runway every
time. Well Bloody Hell, it does
work.
By the time we land and taxy in I'm exhausted but triumphant.
That's one more bogie thoroughly dealt with.
Domestic arrangements have scratched Mission
#2 today (and the weather is closing in), but the wind is forecast
to be less tomorrow. Time to hit the Met. books this afternoon.
Lesson 22 Small
Hope
Another sunny day, more small animals basking in the sunshine,
heavenly choirs singing, you get the picture......
A rude awakening: coming in the back way (Headington roundabout
bad again) a Police car is blocking the normal entrance. Someone
has crashed
one on the road. Apparently the engine failed on take off, he
aborted and went through the hedge at the end of the runway. The
nosewheel caught and they ended up upside down on the road. Amazingly,
all 3 passengers got out OK. Ooo er...
The airport is closed for 2 hours. The moment it reopens we are
in the air. My radio procedures are better than perfect, my circuits
glow with precision and everything my Instructors have remarked
upon is nailed securely down.
We have a gusty crosswind, so accurate landings are hard: once
we land a little long and another time we land slightly off the
centerline, both easily corrected.
We break for a short lunch. It looks Good. At last I may escape.
Lesson 23 Trapped
My Instructor asks all the right questions: have I flown the Emergency
Procedures, how many hours have I flown etc.
Despite last Friday I see glimmerings of hope. Conventional circuits
are now within my grasp, a test glide approach goes off well,
an aborted landing is handled without drama, we land....
He says my landings are "inconsistent".
WHAT?
NO THEY'RE
"£$%^&* NOT !
Will I never escape the dreaded circuits?
I abuse the C roads between Kidlington and home
in revenge. More scared Pensioners in Nissan Micras....
Weather Interlude
(Wurlitzer organ rises from floor, cigarette girls populate the
aisles, their little fairy lights dancing in the gloom.....)
As forecasted, the weather now decides it's been kind enough for
long enough and goes windy, so no flying is possible.
Lesson 24 The
mile wide smile
5 days since the disastrous Lesson 23 (will I remember anything?)
and with a bad cold that has prevented me from sleeping most of
the previous night, I'm ready for my Meteorological exam. The
pass mark is 75% and my head is buzzing with Adiabatic Lapse Rates,
cloud types and Cold Front characteristics.
A multiple choice hour later 80% garners a "Pass". 2
down, 4 to go.
My ears are blocked and I have to keep blowing my nose, I'm on
Paracetamol; this is a stinker and my headache is coming back.
No way should I be flying at all.
So we'll do it anyway. Mind over matter.
Different Instructor, phew. This one is taciturn
but fair and less nervous. I try not to sniff too much. Bearing
in mind my previous Instructor's complaints about inconsistent
landings I get two "perfects" and a "slightly less
than perfect". He says I'm ready to do one on my own and
gets out, closing the door behind him. Suppress the nerves and.....
"Golf Alpha Tango, request taxy"
"Golf Alpha Tango, taxy to holding point Charlie 1, cross
Runway 27, Enter 29"
Taxy holding point Charlie 1, cross 27, enter 29, Golf Alpha Tango"
"Golf Alpha Tango please confirm QNH 1024"
"Confirm QNH 1024, Golf Alpha Tango"
Let the brake off, a bit of oomph to get it going, mind the Cessna
that's been crappily parked, over the bumpy grass, control column
back to prevent the prop from hitting the grass as we cross on
to the taxiway, a bit less oomph to go along the taxiway.
Along to the power test area, do the power tests, do the pre-take
off checks, what am I going to do about the Seneca parked ahead
of me awaiting Instrument clearance?
Ah, sod it, I'm not going to wait for him, I'll go past him.
Stop at the Give Way line. Engine to 1200rpm
"Golf Alpha Tango, Ready for Departure no. 1"
"Golf Alpha Tango, clear take off, surface winds 240, 5 Knots
"
"Clear take off, Golf Alpha Tango", by which time I
am moving and checking the approach path to make sure no one is
on Finals. ATC may clear you to do almost anything but ultimately
it's your responsibility not to hit people.
Turn on to the runway and give it some serious shit. Lots of right
rudder, bit of right aileron as we have a crosswind, speed gets
to 65 in no time at all, and pull it off the runway. For the first
time since 1979, Ballard flies on his own....
The aircraft climbs a lot faster with just 1
PoB and I am at Circuit height before the downwind leg, giving
loads of time to get the radio call in, adjust the height and
make the Downwind checks. It's all very relaxed. The runway is
parallel with the left wing and following the first line of rivets
in from the end, so I know I'm in the right place.
Turn on to Base leg, drop the power, pull in
the flaps, nail the speed at 75Kts, trim, little bit high as were
lighter so a smidge less power, turn to Final at 900 feet, roll
level...
"Golf Alpha Tango, Final"
"Golf Alpha Tango, clear to land, surface winds 240 at 5
Knots"
"Clear land, Golf Alpha Tango"
I'm a bit low, so a smidge more power, speed
has decayed so nose down a bit, speed coming back, a bit more
power, it's very slightly lower than I normally do with the Instructor
but nothing to worry seriously about, so continue down...... down......
over the numbers, double-decker bus height so chop the power and
flare, (but not too much, which is my normal trick). A little
bit of into-wind aileron to counteract the crosswind and just
hold it there......
The main wheels hit the tarmac gently and I'm
down on the Centreline. A bit of power as I am a long way up the
runway and it is good manners to vacate quickly, then brakes as
we approach the turn off, the Tower gives permission to taxy back
to the stand (and congratulates me for not giving their Fire Service
an outing) and I'm on to the grass. Post-landing checks, taxy
home around the bloody Cessna and park. Engine off, key out, door
open and exit.
First solo at 23.5 hours. That grin is going
to be on my face for a while......
My cold has caught up with me: my ears ache,
I can't hear properly, my headache is back with a vengeance and
my nose is streaming. Best to call it A Day and fly another day
Continued in
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