| "Foreign types at the hookah pipe...." Everyone knows the song, so so do they really
"walk like an Egyptian"? We went to Sharm el Sheikh over
Easter 2007 to find out. You do feel you're in a security bubble: the Tourist Police are all armed with sub-machine guns and pistols, and whilst you can see that they are not hugely well-trained a gun is a gun and no less lethal for that fact. They are there in response to the 2005 bombings and earlier attacks; the area seems to a favoured target for religious and anti-Government nutcases of all descriptions. The security services come in three flavours: The Traffic Police were spectacularly uninterested in flagrant traffic violations such as speeding, driving without lights, overloading, unroadworthy vehicles or dangerous manoeuvres and were hugely more interested in stop and search, ogling the pretty girls and looking cool in mirror shades. The populace seem inured to all this unnecessary security, but the economic drag of keeping this many men trained and hanging around street corners is helping to keep Egypt a desperately poor country; probably not what the anti-Government forces had in mind..... There is no history of Freedom of Expression in this Moslem country and women are absent from business life in all but a very few areas. Even the cleaners in the hotel were all blokes, and we saw no Egyptian women anywhere without headscarves (we saw very few Egyptian women). But the Internet is changing all that. Western tourists are bringing the demand for free information, and broadband is available. So common Egyptians are discovering a different world and questioning why their Government has to be so unbending and autocratic. Difficult times lie ahead for Egypt. |
| All Egyptian life revolves around tips, bargaining and baksheesh. As someone brought up on Western values where the price is posted and you pay it; and tipping is reserved for extra special favours only (despite what Americans may think), this takes a little getting used to. Having experienced it and even started quite to enjoy the bargaining buzz I can understand why the Serious Fraud Office was recently told to "back off" investigating corruption in the gaining of the latest UK/Saudi arms deal; of course they bribed people because that's the way business is done in the Middle East. No amount of "Ethical Foreign Policy" (thanks, Tony Blair) will change that. So Live With It. We did a day trip to Luxor by plane, which was
interesting. AMC's only Boeing 737-200 (manufactured in 1976) turned
up bearing an uncanny resemblance to the aircraft at the start of
the film Final Destination, where everything squeaks and things
come off in your hand. We forget how powerful modern airliners are:
this relic took the entire Sharm el Sheikh runway to achieve take-off
speed and only just finished it's landing roll at Luxor before we
disappeared in to the papyrus fields at the end. I dread to think
how many pressurisation/depressurisation cycles it has done. Our trip to see the antiquities (and that meant not just the aeroplanes) was interesting, except that the guide talked too much, and we ended up thinking "Oh, not Another Bloody Temple....". There's enough to see for a day but not a great deal else, and I found it as interesting to view modern day mainland Egypt as it was seeing all the ancient buildings. And I got to bribe a soldier for a picture..... Ancient Egyptian culture has been copied like crazy by popular culture, especially Hollywood, but it's more interesting to see the originals. I half expected Lara Croft or Indiana Jones to come swinging by at several points during our tour. The Policemen were as much in evidence in Luxor as they were in Sharm el Sheikh, but disturbingly their equipment looked more relevant to calming riots than preventing bombers. They all had little steel wheeled riot shields with nifty gun hangers on the inside. But any rioter wanting to disable them would have only needed to roll a Molotov Cocktail under the shield or shoot at their exposed feet. Staggeringly ineffective. The various tombs and temples were incredible: they would rank well amongst modern civil engineering feats, but they were built 3,000 years ago with no electricity, no hydraulics, no internal combustion engines, no slide rules, just unimaginable quantities of sweaty labour. It begs the question: if they were that advanced 3,000 years ago why aren't the Egyptians leading the world now? I look around and all I see is a low-tech 3rd World country. What have they been all been doing for the past 3,000 years? |
| It is very noticeable that the Eastern Europeans (collecitvely regarded and despised as "Russians" by all the locals) are increasingly taking foreign i.e. outside the USSR holidays, and Egypt is a favourite. There were many in the resort and it was felt that they were rude, money-pinching and offhand. I suspect that like Americans abroad, the ones that get to go are the ones that are not good adverts for the country. They were universally taciturn, muscled, scowling and with bottle-blonde girlfriends half a step behind them. Conversely, the Egyptians seem to like the Brits; I suppose because Egypt is far enough away (and not alcoholically attractive enough) to avoid the lager louts the sort of English they get to see are the Middle classes who are polite, tip and don't get rude and drunk As in all Arab countries (except, it seems, Oman) "maintenance" is a word that doesn't appear to translate in to the local culture. Things are built, used until they break then abandoned. The Western (and, I note, Indian) culture is one of repair and maintenance, where things are built better and maintained longer. Egyptian roads are terrible: The fish underwater in Sharm el Sheikh were fabulous: the diving really is as good as they say it is. One of those rare occasions when somewhere really does live up to the hype. Recommended. I did notice one thing; the Egyptians have a strange habit: they put pepper in the pot with one hole and salt in the pot with many holes; the complete reversal of the common custom. Very odd. We were left with the overriding impression of a country overmanned to a standstill; where labour is cheap and everyone is poor and desperate for a little extra cash; where the Government directs everything and there is very little private initiative. A heavily Socialist Government means the inevitable high taxes, further increased by the Black Market cash economy ensuring that a huge percentage of business bypasses the Tax authorities entirely. It will be interesting to compare with India. |
